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Police Mistake Star Wars Fan for ISIS Fighter

On what was crowned as the highest opening weekend in film history, Star Wars fans around the globe flocked to the theatres toSW2.jpg see their favorite characters in action on the big screen. But one fan in Lexington, Kentucky wasn't so lucky.

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GOP: 'Let's stop this PC stuff and go back to good 'ol bigotry!'

At the GOP debate on Tuesday night in Las Vegas, the conversation mostly revolved around terrorism and national security. ThereRubio.jpg were a few moments, however, dedicated to social issues. Various candidates expressed their frustrations about the excessive use of "politically correct" terms such as "women" and "people." But it didn't end there.

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Donald Trump's Latest ISIS Warning: 'Homemade fart bombs are the next threat'

At a campaign speech in Iowa on Thursday, Donald Trump warned supporters that we are never safe from random attacks ofTrump.jpg violence by ISIS-affiliated attackers. Without giving a source, the GOP front-runner seemed to have inside information on what the next big threat is to the United States.

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Local Man Deemed "Total Prick" After Giving Nothing on Giving Tuesday & World AIDS Day

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In all seriousness, today is a day we encourage our readers to donate to their favorite charities and raise awareness about HIV/AIDS (and avoid being deemed a "prick"). Don't know which one to choose? Check out the organizations that have been featured in Goodwink this year!

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Thousands of Dogs Expected at PetSmart's Black Friday Doggie Door Bust

Dog owners around the country are being warned by local and state officials to keep their pets at bay on Black Friday. PetSmartDoggieDoorBust.jpg announced today that the company is launching its first ever Doggie Door Bust at every PetSmart location in the country.

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After Backlash, Starbucks Depicts Crucified Jesus on Holiday Cups

After a Christian evangelist group expressed outrage over Starbucks' neutral Christmas cups, the company immediately responded byJesus.jpg printing new cups that meet the needs of those who wish to have more Christmas in their morning coffee.

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Job Applicant Bamboozled by Silicon Beach Company Perks

Jesse Martin thought he landed the perfect job. 4-day work weeks, free breakfasts and lunches, company outings, and an officeSuperSlide.jpg filled with games and activities. He took the position of Marketing Ninja at a new Silicon Beach ad startup called Impaktly, but it wasn't exactly what he thought he signed up for.

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Thousands of iPhones Lost to New Drone Capability in iOS 9 Update

The new iOS 9 update was released this week, and iPhone users all over the country are downloading the new software. But, forDrone.jpg some, their shiny new devices are gone forever. 

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Overly Elaborate & Annoying "First Day of 3rd Grade" Sign Gets Child Expelled

8 year-old Ava Hunt is no longer a student at Loveland Elementary School in California. After 9 tardies, the schoolFirstDay.jpg
principal informed the parents that they cannot allow their daughter to attend the school when she is consistently late. The reason for her tardiness? Her parents, Aaron and Jackie Hunt, spending countless hours making the perfect "first day" sign to post on social media.

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